February 29, 2012

When in doubt, consult your inner child. If it doesn’t come naturally, leave it.

“Forgiveness is a funny thing.  It warms the heart and cools the sting.”  -William Arthur Ward

“Right is more precious than peace.”  -Woodrow Wilson

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal. 

“Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.” -Woody Allen

Don’t chase your dreams, catch them.

Be courageous, It’s the only place left uncrowded.

Live life like there is no tomorrow!

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

When in doubt, mumble.

The best proof of love is trust.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.

Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” -Judy Garland

“Living in sin is the new thing.” -Britney Spears

If you only knew how much I think about you.

Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied.

Think before you say something stupid.

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” -George Burns

Keep calm and stay classy.

February 28, 2012

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

I still remember how we started talking.

No matter what you do, there will be critics.

I judge you when you use poor grammar.

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass its about learning how to dance in the rain.

I love to love.

“Our passions are the true phoenixes; when the old one is burnt out, a new one rises from its ashes.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life is tough, get a helmet.

Growing up can mean a lot things. It doesn’t mean you should become somebody completely new and stop loving the things you used to love. It means you’ve just added more things to the list.

I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.

“You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.” -Gone With the Wind

Boy, you are all I’ve ever wanted.

Three rules in relationships: don’t lie, don’t cheat and don’t make promises you can’t keep.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

“Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.” -Stephen Kaggwa

Maybe making out for a few minutes would help us figure things out.

“Hearts will never be practical, until they are made unbreakable.” -The Wizard of Oz

Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

“Success isn’t a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.” -Arnold H. Glasow

God gave me you for the ups and downs.

Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him.

The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.

Vodka is just awesome water.

I’m sorry if my sarcasm is too advanced for you.

I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve had, and I’m not sad because I have it no longer.

Children reinvent your world for you.

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.” -Jack Handey

“It’s easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.”  -Grace Hopper

I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.

“ Old men are fond of giving good advice, to console themselves for being no longer in a position to give bad examples.”  -François La Rochefoucauld

Love begins in a moment, grows over time, and lasts for eternity.

“Cocktail party:  A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time.  The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.”  -Fred Allen

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” -Albert Einstein

February 27, 2012

Carpe diem.

“Everything you do prepares you for the next thing.” -John Abel

“Life is either a great adventure, or nothing.” -Helen Keller

Peace of mind is not the absence of conflict from life but the ability to cope with it.

I love you is eight letters long. Then again, so is bullshit.

“Why were girls in such a hurry to grow up? She would never understand. Childhood was magical. Leaving it behind was a magnificent loss.” -Sarah Addison Allen

Happiness is the best face lift.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.

I’m not sure about much and I always struggle to explain the way I feel. I don’t open to anyone and I keep my heart locked away. But somehow you made it leap out of my chest. Somehow you get me to tell you my deepest, darkest secrets. And somehow I might have fallen in love with you.

People can live one hundred years without really living a minute.

Thank you for making me laugh when I’d almost forgotten how to.

“The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.” -Jacques Benigne Bossuel

I know I’m nothing special but I hope you won’t replace me.

“A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.” -Donna Roberts

Nothing looks as good as healthy feels.

Expect anything from anyone; the devil was once an angel.

I don’t fit society’s standards of beautiful.

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.

The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.

“Pick me, choose me, love me.” -Grey’s Anatomy

“Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.” -Abraham Lincoln

Why do we let the acceptance from others make or break us? Why do we base how attractive or charming or good of a person we are on how many guys like us or don’t like us? Why can’t we just suck it up and say “Hey, I’m a pretty cool person”? When guys don’t like us back, why can’t we accept that it’s their loss, not ours?

I watched you change.

The darkest hour is always just before dawn breaks.

“A life without cause is a life without effect.” -Barbarella

I might not have you in my life, and I might never have you in it again. I might not be the first thought that comes up to your mind when you wake up, or the last one that leaves your head once you go to sleep, but I will always remember you and I will never forget you and you will always and forever be that one stage in my life where my first true love ever existed. And now I know, that when my kids ask me who my first love was, I’m going to dig for the photo album and show them a picture of you, not their father, not the man before him, no one else but you.

It’s funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever shit you could have said.

“Tomorrow is fresh, with no mistakes in it.” -L.M. Montgomery

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

I miss being the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

The life you live is more important than the words you speak.

Class is knowing what to say, when to say it, and when to stop.

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.

“An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language.”  -Martin Buber

“Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.”  -Heywood Hale Brown

Moving on is simple, it’s what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.

“Love is often gentle, desire always a rage.”  -Mignon McLaughlin

The worst way to love someone is to sit next to them, knowing they don’t love you back.

If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?

February 26, 2012

“Success is the by-product of your attitude.”

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, makes you stand a little bit taller.

“Things are beautiful if you love them.” -Jean  Anouilh

He who angers you conquers you.

A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, touches a heart, and shapes a future.

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.”  -Erica Jong

Smile like you’ve never cried, fight like you’ve never lost, love like you’ve never been hurt, and live like you’ll die tomorrow.

Everything you’ve ever said to me is running through my mind.

I’d rather have a life of “oh wells,” then a life of “what ifs.”

“The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.”

A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.

“Forever is composed of nows.” -Emily Dickinson

“The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer somebody else up.” -Mark Twain

Hooray for best guy friends. Seriously. We owe them so much.

Art it art. Everything else is everything else.

Oh, you all of a sudden care now?

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.” -Cicero

“It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all – in which case, you fail by default.” -J.K. Rowling

“Dreams are wishes your heart makes.” -American Proverb

You have never really lived until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.

“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.” -Galileo Galilei

Listen bud, she’s over you. She may have learned the hard way, but at least she’s learned. She’s not tangled in those strings anymore. You no longer control her emotions. She’s free, and we’d all like to thank you for that.

Life is a lesson, you’ll learn it when you’re through.

But, the truth is, there’s nothing special about me.

Be the Fruit Loop in the world of Cheerios.

Everyday is another chance to change your life.

Misery is almost always the result of thinking.

“The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.” -Henry David Thoreau

You deserve someone better.

Love someone. It doesn’t matter if you suffer. It doesn’t matter if you cry. It doesn’t matter if you fight. Because in the end you’ll be able to say: I suffered, I cried, I fought. But I loved you.

If you don’t give up on love, it won’t give up on you.

Your beliefs don’t make you a better person, your behavior does.

If you’re lost and alone, or sinking like a stone, carry on.

Your feet will lead you to where your heart is.

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it’s beautiful, and so are you.

Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

Too many feelings, I need to study. This is not great timing.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Hi. I am in love with you. Okay.

I thought of you today.

Me without you is like a sneaker without laces, a geek without braces, asentencewithoutspaces.

I am thankful for my huge heating bill because it means that I am warm.

I find pieces of you in every song I listen to.

“We are all failures…at least the best of us are.” -J.M. Barrie

“Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.” -Benjamin Franklin

February 25, 2012

I used to sleep at night.

Be there for your girl, or another guy will be.

Without you in my life is like having a rose without its petals.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.

Put your future in good hands – your own.

I think you’re very clever at saying pretty words at the right time.

“Love is in all things a most wonderful teacher.” -Charles Dickens

Fall seven times, stand up eight.

I love you to the moon and back.

“I always get carried away when I’m kissing. I just go nuts! Walking away afterwards is the strangest moment for me. It’s embarrassing- not knowing what to say to each other.”-Robert Pattinson

Everyone has a weakness, but I have two. Everything you say and everything you do.

Maybe we’re all a little damaged inside.

I could write millions and billions of these letters, but they won’t get you closer to me.

Sometimes I get quiet all of a sudden. That’s when there’s a million and one things going through my mind.

“The language of friendship is not words, but meanings.” -Henry David Thoreau

Faith. Hope. Love.

Unplanned moments are always the better planned ones.

“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times, hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best.” -Marilyn Monroe

“Stick up for yourself, son. Don’t mind what anybody else done.” -Yeasayer

You are writing the story of your only life every single minute of every day.

Today is a good day.

“Playing dress-up begins at age five and never really ends.” -Kate Spade

Love is like a lost object. If you search too hard, you wouldn’t find it. But if you just forget about it momentarily, it will show up in the most unexpected time.

“Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time.” -Shakespeare

February 24, 2012

There are some things that are nothing more than what they are; they’re not meant to last. They just take their place in your heart and make you a little smarter next time.

When you figure out love is all that matters after all, it sure makes everything else seem so small.

“The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.” -Aristotle

At the end of the day, I want to be able to fall asleep knowing that our lives are intertwined in a way only we can understand.

When in doubt, just add glitter.

“There are four questions of value in life. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? And what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.” -Johnny Depp

I’m hoping for better days.

Inspiration and genius–one and the same.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

You’re the reason I draw those stupid hearts all over my notebooks.

For all the lies I’ve tasted, just looking for the truth. For all the dreams I’m chasing, well what am I to do. When everything’s against me, and the answers are all wrong; I’m hoping that I find out it was worth it all along.

“To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.” -Joseph Chilton Pearce

“I think there is beauty in everything. What ‘normal’ people would perceive as ugly, I can usually see something of beauty in it.” -Alexander McQueen

Everyone has that relationship that they never quite get over. No matter what happens in between, when you’re together it’s like nothing has changed. Deep down, you both know you’re supposed to be together, but you just can’t seem to make it work.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

High heels. High hopes.

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Too often, the only escape is sleep.

If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back they’d never ask you to.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Stop saying “I wish” and start saying “I will.”

Do not hold onto something that would never be yours.

“Forever is composed of nows.” -Emily Dickinson

Look into my eyes, I want to tell you. I’ll never let you down and I’ll never go away. And if you’re ever feeling down, I’m just a step away.

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.

If I asked you to be mine, would you say yes?

Nobody said it was easy.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

I spent my childhood wishing I was older, now I’m older and this shit sucks.

Once your heart gets broken you start to see cracks in everything.

I’m not miserable, but I’m not happy. I’m not strong, but I’m not weak. I’m not rude, but I’m not polite. I’m not popular, but I’m not a loner. I’m not sexy, but I’m not horrid. I’m not dumb, but I’m no genius. I’m not you, but I am me. Accept it.

It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.

There are people who make things happen, there are people who watch things happen, and there are people who wonder what happened. To be successful, you need to be a person who makes things happen.

There’s too much pressure to be perfect.

February 23, 2012

Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.

For all the lies I’ve tasted, just looking for the truth. For all the dreams I’m chasing, well what am I to do. When everything’s against me, and the answers are all wrong; I’m hoping that I find out it was worth it all along.

“I was told to stay away, those two words I can’t obey.” -Bullet for My Valentine

Never reject anybody in your life, because good people give us happiness and bad people give us experience. Both are essential in life.

You make breathing look magical.

“You have to do stuff that average people don’t understand because those are the only good things.” -Andy Warhol

“Don’t let your dreams be dreams.” -Jack Johnson

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Fuck an apology, I’m not sorry for anything.

“Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.” -John Wayne

Whatever will be, will be.

“If there ever comes a day where we can’t be together, keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever.” -Winnie the Pooh

Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

“Some people care too much, I think it’s called Love.” -Winnie the Pooh

“The use of money is all the advantage there is in having it.” -Benjamin Franklin

I think of you. I just can’t talk to you right now. I miss you. I just can’t admit it right now. I need you. I just can’t show it right now. I love you. I just can’t tell you right now.

February 22, 2012

Generosity overpowers greed.

I hope that one day I’m one of those cute little grandmothers with tons of grandchildren and a cute little grandpa husband who still holds hands with me as we walk down the street, who still thinks I’m beautiful with my face wrinkled and my hair gray.

“I desire the things which will destroy me in the end.” -Sylvia Plath

Can we go cuddle?

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” -Bob Hope

If you got haters, you must be doing something right.

“Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back.” -Plato

“My daddy used to tell me that the first time you fall in love it changes your life forever. And no matter how hard you try, the feeling never goes away.” -The Notebook

True love is a wonder that has no end or beginning.

One joy scatters a hundred griefs.   –Chinese proverb

Anything you are good at contributes to happiness.  –Bertrand Russell

Love makes life so confusing, but without love would you really want to live?

Seriously, if you ever need someone to vent to or just someone to listen to you, I’ll be that person. Even if I’m not friends with you. Even if I don’t know you, you can talk to me. Message me or find another way of contacting me. I don’t care who you are, I’ll be there for you if you need someone to talk to.

February 21, 2012

“That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.” -Chuck Pelahniuk

From a girl’s point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy’s point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, I told them they didn’t understand life.” -John Lennon

Your love will be safe with me.

“The only real valuable thing is intuition.” -Albert Einstein

Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes.

Court dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters.

When nothing goes right…go left.

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.

“You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” -Mitch Hedberg

If you do build a great experience, customers tell each other about that. Word of mouth is very powerful.

“Make the most of yourself, because that’s all there is of you.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Love is saying, ‘I feel differently’ instead of ‘you’re wrong.'”

Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.

“Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.” -Eleanor Roosevelt

Live everyday like it’s your last because someday you will be right.

If God brings you to it, he will bring you through it.

February 20, 2012

“I love seeing Katy Perry’s boobs and bum. Love it. But that’s not what my music is about. I don’t make music for eyes. I make music for ears.” -Adele

“Time is money.” -Benjamin Franklin

“Everything is clearer when you’re in love.” -John Lennon

I want to fill my life up with you.

I hate when I’m on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.

Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.

My heart is tired.

“It is not beauty that endears; it’s love that makes us see beauty.” -Leo Tolstoy

“Go the extra mile. It’s never crowded.”

I’ve fallen in love with you but you don’t exist.

Have you ever loved someone so much…you didn’t care what happened to yourself?

What goes around comes around. That’s what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.