Tag Archives: Humor

June 16, 2013

16 Jun

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“Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.” -C.S. Lewis

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I don’t know what to do.

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Stop letting people who do so little for you, control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions.

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You don’t actually need labels in relationships, what you need is consistency. You just need to know they’re not going to wake up in the morning and feel differently.

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We’re not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again.

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Don’t let people label you.

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Sad but fab.

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I want you.

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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something’s funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am.

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Just be yourself, you are wonderful.

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“Don’t waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all.” -Mandy Hale

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“Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.” -Oscar Wilde

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You can’t rely on other people to make you happy.

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You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.

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I like you a lottle. It’s like a little, except a lot.

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July 11, 2012

11 Jul

Everything happens for a reason. Maybe you don’t see that reason right now, but when it is finally revealed, it will blow you away.

“Things are beautiful if you love them.” -Jean  Anouilh

Stressed. Depressed. But well dressed.

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

I’ll marry you, you just don’t know yet.

Live life to the fullest.

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.” -Victor Hugo

Some things cannot be expressed.  Language doesn’t quite cover the things I would like to say.

“You know that place between sleep and awake? The place where you can still remember dreaming. That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where I’ll be waiting.” -Peter Pan

My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.

Stop fighting.

He’s not perfect, you aren’t either. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice. Hold on to him and give him the best you can.

May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.

Don’t say nice things to me because I will fall in love with you and die.

You have to forgive to forget, and forget, to feel again.

“It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.” -Marianne Williamson
The best feeling in the world is knowing you finally took a step in the right direction, a step towards the future where everything that you never thought was possible is possible.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Think of how differently it would be if you never met the one person who changed everything.
My haters are my motivators.
I don’t get how people wake up one day and all their feelings for someone are gone.

“The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth.” -Chinese Proverb

When you realize he’s the one you want to get old with.
Know that the pain will pass and when it passes, you will become stronger, happier, more sensitive and aware.
True love burns the brightest, but the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
Live life.
A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear.
Sometimes someone comes into your life that changes everything. Raises the standards, makes you laugh, and makes you feel like you. There is something about you that you can’t put into words and even though you’re not with him, you don’t want to let him go.
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing and you sit there with so much power.
Love is all you need.
If you don’t live for something, you’ll die for nothing.
Jumping for joy is good exercise.
“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.” -Virginia Woolf
Too weird to live, too rare to die.

Every man dies; however not all live.

March 2, 2012

2 Mar

Shoot for the moon.  Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”  -Les Brown

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see – and hits it.

You are my very favorite person.

Moving on is simple, it’s what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.

Do more of what makes you happy.

You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you’re going to live.

I loved you.

Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?

“Do what you can with what you’ve got wherever you are.” -Theodore Roosevelt

Loving you was my favorite mistake.

Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.

“Absence — that common cure of love.” -Miguel De Cervantes

You mean so much to me, and I mean absolutely nothing to you.

I love long hugs.

Don’t do that, you’re turning me on.

I want to be the girl you fall for when everybody else is falling for you.

“Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.” -George Bernard Shaw

I don’t know what I want to talk about, but I want to talk to you.

If I were to pick between you and food, I’d pick food.

Love suddenly makes everything seem possible.

March 1, 2012

1 Mar

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

Be kind and be truthful, and your life will be fruitful.

True love is a wonder that has no end or beginning.

Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours.

I want to go on a road trip. Just you, me, the highway, and the radio. The blue sky, the black roads, and the windows down. We’ll talk about everything, and nothing. And we’ll sing our hearts out. And we’ll make memories we’ll never, ever forget. Just you and me.

Someone out there needs you to keep living.

Shut up and try.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”  -Doug Larson

“The purpose of life is a life of purpose.” -Robert Byrne

They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea. But I don’t want fish. I just want you.

Man the fuck up.

Smiling in the middle of kissing.

You can feel sore tomorrow, or feel sorry tomorrow. Your choice.

Sometimes I stop thinking in case somebody can read my thoughts.

We had everything to say to each other, but no ways to say it.

Love yourself.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Every day may not be good…but there’s something good in every day.

You cant be old and wise if you are not young and crazy.

Come here. I need to kiss you.

Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard at it.

At the end of the day, I want to be able to fall asleep knowing that our lives are intertwined in a way only we can understand.

We accept the love we think we deserve.

February 26, 2012

26 Feb

“Success is the by-product of your attitude.”

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, makes you stand a little bit taller.

“Things are beautiful if you love them.” -Jean  Anouilh

He who angers you conquers you.

A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, touches a heart, and shapes a future.

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.”  -Erica Jong

Smile like you’ve never cried, fight like you’ve never lost, love like you’ve never been hurt, and live like you’ll die tomorrow.

Everything you’ve ever said to me is running through my mind.

I’d rather have a life of “oh wells,” then a life of “what ifs.”

“The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.”

A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.

“Forever is composed of nows.” -Emily Dickinson

“The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer somebody else up.” -Mark Twain

Hooray for best guy friends. Seriously. We owe them so much.

Art it art. Everything else is everything else.

Oh, you all of a sudden care now?

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.” -Cicero

“It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all – in which case, you fail by default.” -J.K. Rowling

“Dreams are wishes your heart makes.” -American Proverb

You have never really lived until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.

“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.” -Galileo Galilei

Listen bud, she’s over you. She may have learned the hard way, but at least she’s learned. She’s not tangled in those strings anymore. You no longer control her emotions. She’s free, and we’d all like to thank you for that.

Life is a lesson, you’ll learn it when you’re through.

But, the truth is, there’s nothing special about me.

Be the Fruit Loop in the world of Cheerios.

Everyday is another chance to change your life.

Misery is almost always the result of thinking.

“The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.” -Henry David Thoreau

You deserve someone better.

Love someone. It doesn’t matter if you suffer. It doesn’t matter if you cry. It doesn’t matter if you fight. Because in the end you’ll be able to say: I suffered, I cried, I fought. But I loved you.

If you don’t give up on love, it won’t give up on you.

Your beliefs don’t make you a better person, your behavior does.

If you’re lost and alone, or sinking like a stone, carry on.

Your feet will lead you to where your heart is.

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it’s beautiful, and so are you.

Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

Too many feelings, I need to study. This is not great timing.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Hi. I am in love with you. Okay.

I thought of you today.

Me without you is like a sneaker without laces, a geek without braces, asentencewithoutspaces.

I am thankful for my huge heating bill because it means that I am warm.

I find pieces of you in every song I listen to.

“We are all failures…at least the best of us are.” -J.M. Barrie

“Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.” -Benjamin Franklin

February 24, 2012

24 Feb

There are some things that are nothing more than what they are; they’re not meant to last. They just take their place in your heart and make you a little smarter next time.

When you figure out love is all that matters after all, it sure makes everything else seem so small.

“The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.” -Aristotle

At the end of the day, I want to be able to fall asleep knowing that our lives are intertwined in a way only we can understand.

When in doubt, just add glitter.

“There are four questions of value in life. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? And what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.” -Johnny Depp

I’m hoping for better days.

Inspiration and genius–one and the same.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

You’re the reason I draw those stupid hearts all over my notebooks.

For all the lies I’ve tasted, just looking for the truth. For all the dreams I’m chasing, well what am I to do. When everything’s against me, and the answers are all wrong; I’m hoping that I find out it was worth it all along.

“To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.” -Joseph Chilton Pearce

“I think there is beauty in everything. What ‘normal’ people would perceive as ugly, I can usually see something of beauty in it.” -Alexander McQueen

Everyone has that relationship that they never quite get over. No matter what happens in between, when you’re together it’s like nothing has changed. Deep down, you both know you’re supposed to be together, but you just can’t seem to make it work.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

High heels. High hopes.

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Too often, the only escape is sleep.

If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back they’d never ask you to.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Stop saying “I wish” and start saying “I will.”

Do not hold onto something that would never be yours.

“Forever is composed of nows.” -Emily Dickinson

Look into my eyes, I want to tell you. I’ll never let you down and I’ll never go away. And if you’re ever feeling down, I’m just a step away.

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.

If I asked you to be mine, would you say yes?

Nobody said it was easy.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

I spent my childhood wishing I was older, now I’m older and this shit sucks.

Once your heart gets broken you start to see cracks in everything.

I’m not miserable, but I’m not happy. I’m not strong, but I’m not weak. I’m not rude, but I’m not polite. I’m not popular, but I’m not a loner. I’m not sexy, but I’m not horrid. I’m not dumb, but I’m no genius. I’m not you, but I am me. Accept it.

It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.

There are people who make things happen, there are people who watch things happen, and there are people who wonder what happened. To be successful, you need to be a person who makes things happen.

There’s too much pressure to be perfect.

February 23, 2012

23 Feb

Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.

For all the lies I’ve tasted, just looking for the truth. For all the dreams I’m chasing, well what am I to do. When everything’s against me, and the answers are all wrong; I’m hoping that I find out it was worth it all along.

“I was told to stay away, those two words I can’t obey.” -Bullet for My Valentine

Never reject anybody in your life, because good people give us happiness and bad people give us experience. Both are essential in life.

You make breathing look magical.

“You have to do stuff that average people don’t understand because those are the only good things.” -Andy Warhol

“Don’t let your dreams be dreams.” -Jack Johnson

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Fuck an apology, I’m not sorry for anything.

“Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.” -John Wayne

Whatever will be, will be.

“If there ever comes a day where we can’t be together, keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever.” -Winnie the Pooh

Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

“Some people care too much, I think it’s called Love.” -Winnie the Pooh

“The use of money is all the advantage there is in having it.” -Benjamin Franklin

I think of you. I just can’t talk to you right now. I miss you. I just can’t admit it right now. I need you. I just can’t show it right now. I love you. I just can’t tell you right now.