February 21, 2012

21 Feb

“That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.” -Chuck Pelahniuk

From a girl’s point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy’s point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, I told them they didn’t understand life.” -John Lennon

Your love will be safe with me.

“The only real valuable thing is intuition.” -Albert Einstein

Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes.

Court dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters.

When nothing goes right…go left.

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.

“You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” -Mitch Hedberg

If you do build a great experience, customers tell each other about that. Word of mouth is very powerful.

“Make the most of yourself, because that’s all there is of you.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Love is saying, ‘I feel differently’ instead of ‘you’re wrong.'”

Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.

“Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.” -Eleanor Roosevelt

Live everyday like it’s your last because someday you will be right.

If God brings you to it, he will bring you through it.

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