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July 11, 2012

11 Jul

Everything happens for a reason. Maybe you don’t see that reason right now, but when it is finally revealed, it will blow you away.

“Things are beautiful if you love them.” -Jean  Anouilh

Stressed. Depressed. But well dressed.

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

I’ll marry you, you just don’t know yet.

Live life to the fullest.

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.” -Victor Hugo

Some things cannot be expressed.  Language doesn’t quite cover the things I would like to say.

“You know that place between sleep and awake? The place where you can still remember dreaming. That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where I’ll be waiting.” -Peter Pan

My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.

Stop fighting.

He’s not perfect, you aren’t either. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice. Hold on to him and give him the best you can.

May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.

Don’t say nice things to me because I will fall in love with you and die.

You have to forgive to forget, and forget, to feel again.

“It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.” -Marianne Williamson
The best feeling in the world is knowing you finally took a step in the right direction, a step towards the future where everything that you never thought was possible is possible.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Think of how differently it would be if you never met the one person who changed everything.
My haters are my motivators.
I don’t get how people wake up one day and all their feelings for someone are gone.

“The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth.” -Chinese Proverb

When you realize he’s the one you want to get old with.
Know that the pain will pass and when it passes, you will become stronger, happier, more sensitive and aware.
True love burns the brightest, but the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
Live life.
A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear.
Sometimes someone comes into your life that changes everything. Raises the standards, makes you laugh, and makes you feel like you. There is something about you that you can’t put into words and even though you’re not with him, you don’t want to let him go.
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing and you sit there with so much power.
Love is all you need.
If you don’t live for something, you’ll die for nothing.
Jumping for joy is good exercise.
“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.” -Virginia Woolf
Too weird to live, too rare to die.

Every man dies; however not all live.

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July 10, 2012

10 Jul

Oh my goodness, I have been so busy lately. I apologize for the lack of posts, I will now resume my regular daily schedule 🙂 I finally have some downtime on summer vacation, so I’ll get them up right away. Again, I’m so sorry! Thank you to all that stuck with me even through these past couple months 🙂

No road is long with good company.

Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.

“Love is an act of courage, not of fear.” -Paolo Freire

One kind word can change someone’s entire day.

Okay, I’ll admit it. You’re the guy all of my love quotes are about. You’re the one I’m thinking about right now. I just really love you.

We gotta stop rethinking things. Because normally, our first thoughts are the right ones…the real ones.

“There are the dreamers and the doers.” -Frank Mathias

See that girl? Yeah, she’s the one who stuck up for you, the one who stayed up til’ midnight just to talk to you. She’s the one whose heart flutters when she gets a call or text from you, the one who says good morning every time she gets the opportunity, and the one who prays she’ll get a chance to say goodnight. Boy, she’s the one who fought for you, the one that missed you and loved you. But by the time you realize that she’s the girl you want, she’ll already be with the guy who figured it out.

“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched- they must be felt with the heart.” -Helen Keller

You are never too old for a Disney movie.

Once your heart gets broken you start to see cracks in everything.

What now?

I’ve fallen in love many times… always with you.

Despite all these beautiful things I am lonely.

You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

It would be nice to have somebody.

“I felt like crying but nothing came out. It was just a sort of sad sickness, sick sad, when you can’t feel any worse. I think you know it. I think everybody knows it now and then. But I think I have known it pretty often, too often.” -Charles Bukowski

She wasn’t like anyone he’d met before. He was sure he wanted never to let go of her hand; their fingers seemed to fit together in just the right way – effortlessly clasped, like perfect compliments.

Honesty.

I make up a dream in my head before I go to sleep.

April 3, 2012

3 Apr

The best is yet to be.

I’m slowly becoming everything I’ve ever hated.

I don’t know where I stand with you, and I don’t know what I mean to you. All I know is every time I think of you, all I want to do is be with you.

You are an amazing creature. You deserve to be loved until your insides melt. Don’t give up on all the things you want. When you meet the right person you will have zero doubt in your mind. Zero.

I want to cuddle with you, and just be close to you.

“Ain’t got no time for the haters, just live your life.” -Rihanna

You can choke on your misery.

“There’s something about him that I can’t stop wanting.” -Sardjo

Women don’t want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.

I am a dreamer…and he is my dream.

Don’t make someone a priority if they only make you an option.

He smiled and said hi to me. He smiled. And asked how it was going.

You were the the first nice guy I met after so many bad ones, and I didn’t know if you were the one or just the first good one so I went out and met some guys, some of them were fine, but none of them were you.

Wish you were here.

I love that you say ‘hi’ to me without me saying it first.

When I’m older and my daughter asks who my first love was, I don’t want to have to pull out the old photo album. I want to be able to point out across the room and say — “He’s sitting right over there.”

Stop dreaming. Start believing.

Life is short, enjoy your coffee.

I think we’re both too scared.

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.” -Oscar Wilde

I’m yours.

March 19, 2012

19 Mar

We are only young once; let’s screw this up right.

“Forget love…I’d rather fall in love with chocolate.”

She likes you a lot, she just has a funny way of showing it. But hey, so do you.

I’m just crazy.

Your smell, your smile, your size, your heart, your lips.

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.

What consumes your mind, controls your life.

I honestly have the greatest time talking to you. You have no idea how the littlest things you say, can put the biggest smile on my face. I never really realized it, but now I have. I enjoy talking to you. Exchanging witty remarks, and retorts with each other. I can’t help but laugh at how we tease each other the way we do. I can’t help falling for it. In turn, I couldn’t help falling for you as well. Whatever it is between us that we have, it’s only between you and me. That’s what makes it special for me. That’s what makes you special to me. Just thought I’d let you know.

Life is a game, if you are not careful you will lose it.

I’m so sorry.

“Love, you know, seeks to make happy rather than to be happy.” -Ralph Connor

You’re not my problem anymore. Go away.

“Hahahahahahaha, shut up.” -Adam Sandler

“Our intentions are always pure. We always want to do what is right, but we also have the drive to push boundaries. So we’re in danger of taking things to far. We’re told to do no harm while we’re trained to cut you open with a knife. So when we do things when we should have left well enough alone. Because its hard to admit when there’s no problem to treat, to let it alone before we make it so much worse. Because we cause terrible damage.” -Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy

Why am I so funny.

Unclutter your life.

Get your ass in my bed.

I tell people I hate you…I could never hate you. But I want to.

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.

Be your beautiful self.

March 2, 2012

2 Mar

Shoot for the moon.  Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”  -Les Brown

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see – and hits it.

You are my very favorite person.

Moving on is simple, it’s what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.

Do more of what makes you happy.

You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you’re going to live.

I loved you.

Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?

“Do what you can with what you’ve got wherever you are.” -Theodore Roosevelt

Loving you was my favorite mistake.

Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.

“Absence — that common cure of love.” -Miguel De Cervantes

You mean so much to me, and I mean absolutely nothing to you.

I love long hugs.

Don’t do that, you’re turning me on.

I want to be the girl you fall for when everybody else is falling for you.

“Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.” -George Bernard Shaw

I don’t know what I want to talk about, but I want to talk to you.

If I were to pick between you and food, I’d pick food.

Love suddenly makes everything seem possible.

March 1, 2012

1 Mar

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

Be kind and be truthful, and your life will be fruitful.

True love is a wonder that has no end or beginning.

Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours.

I want to go on a road trip. Just you, me, the highway, and the radio. The blue sky, the black roads, and the windows down. We’ll talk about everything, and nothing. And we’ll sing our hearts out. And we’ll make memories we’ll never, ever forget. Just you and me.

Someone out there needs you to keep living.

Shut up and try.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”  -Doug Larson

“The purpose of life is a life of purpose.” -Robert Byrne

They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea. But I don’t want fish. I just want you.

Man the fuck up.

Smiling in the middle of kissing.

You can feel sore tomorrow, or feel sorry tomorrow. Your choice.

Sometimes I stop thinking in case somebody can read my thoughts.

We had everything to say to each other, but no ways to say it.

Love yourself.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Every day may not be good…but there’s something good in every day.

You cant be old and wise if you are not young and crazy.

Come here. I need to kiss you.

Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard at it.

At the end of the day, I want to be able to fall asleep knowing that our lives are intertwined in a way only we can understand.

We accept the love we think we deserve.

February 29, 2012

29 Feb

When in doubt, consult your inner child. If it doesn’t come naturally, leave it.

“Forgiveness is a funny thing.  It warms the heart and cools the sting.”  -William Arthur Ward

“Right is more precious than peace.”  -Woodrow Wilson

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal. 

“Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.” -Woody Allen

Don’t chase your dreams, catch them.

Be courageous, It’s the only place left uncrowded.

Live life like there is no tomorrow!

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

When in doubt, mumble.

The best proof of love is trust.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.

Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” -Judy Garland

“Living in sin is the new thing.” -Britney Spears

If you only knew how much I think about you.

Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied.

Think before you say something stupid.

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” -George Burns

Keep calm and stay classy.