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March 2, 2012

2 Mar

Shoot for the moon.  Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”  -Les Brown

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see – and hits it.

You are my very favorite person.

Moving on is simple, it’s what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.

Do more of what makes you happy.

You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you’re going to live.

I loved you.

Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?

“Do what you can with what you’ve got wherever you are.” -Theodore Roosevelt

Loving you was my favorite mistake.

Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.

“Absence — that common cure of love.” -Miguel De Cervantes

You mean so much to me, and I mean absolutely nothing to you.

I love long hugs.

Don’t do that, you’re turning me on.

I want to be the girl you fall for when everybody else is falling for you.

“Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.” -George Bernard Shaw

I don’t know what I want to talk about, but I want to talk to you.

If I were to pick between you and food, I’d pick food.

Love suddenly makes everything seem possible.

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February 23, 2012

23 Feb

Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.

For all the lies I’ve tasted, just looking for the truth. For all the dreams I’m chasing, well what am I to do. When everything’s against me, and the answers are all wrong; I’m hoping that I find out it was worth it all along.

“I was told to stay away, those two words I can’t obey.” -Bullet for My Valentine

Never reject anybody in your life, because good people give us happiness and bad people give us experience. Both are essential in life.

You make breathing look magical.

“You have to do stuff that average people don’t understand because those are the only good things.” -Andy Warhol

“Don’t let your dreams be dreams.” -Jack Johnson

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Fuck an apology, I’m not sorry for anything.

“Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.” -John Wayne

Whatever will be, will be.

“If there ever comes a day where we can’t be together, keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever.” -Winnie the Pooh

Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

“Some people care too much, I think it’s called Love.” -Winnie the Pooh

“The use of money is all the advantage there is in having it.” -Benjamin Franklin

I think of you. I just can’t talk to you right now. I miss you. I just can’t admit it right now. I need you. I just can’t show it right now. I love you. I just can’t tell you right now.

February 21, 2012

21 Feb

“That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.” -Chuck Pelahniuk

From a girl’s point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy’s point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, I told them they didn’t understand life.” -John Lennon

Your love will be safe with me.

“The only real valuable thing is intuition.” -Albert Einstein

Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes.

Court dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters.

When nothing goes right…go left.

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.

“You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” -Mitch Hedberg

If you do build a great experience, customers tell each other about that. Word of mouth is very powerful.

“Make the most of yourself, because that’s all there is of you.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Love is saying, ‘I feel differently’ instead of ‘you’re wrong.'”

Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.

“Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.” -Eleanor Roosevelt

Live everyday like it’s your last because someday you will be right.

If God brings you to it, he will bring you through it.

July 8, 2011

8 Jul

“Never take your eye off of your opponent, even when you bow.” -Bruce Lee

Anything less than mad, passionate, extraordinary love is a waste of your time.

A memory lasts forever. Never does it die. True friends stay together. And never say goodbye.

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet connection.

There are many wonderful things that will never be done if you do not do them.

Get busy living.

 Do what you can with what you have where you are.

Jumping for joy is good exercise.

You should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

June 19, 2011

19 Jun

That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like.

What matters is not the idea a man holds, but the depth at which he holds it.

You never leave my mind, even when I have a million things to worry about.

I wish we could just start over.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine.

Goodbyes make you think. They make you realize who you had, what you’ve lost, and what you’ve taken for granted.

Missing you is like writing with a broken pencil, pointless. Loving you is like writing with a colored pencil, the brightest thing I’ve ever done. Fighting with you is like walking into a screen door, stupid. Lying to you is like a drunk driver, reckless. Being with you is like destiny, I guess it’s just meant to be.

I just want to feel something.

Everything is going to be alright.

You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.

Single is not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

Never get attached to anyone because attachments lead to expectations and expectations lead to disappointments.

Dear Osama Bin Laden,
At least you weren’t killed by a 17 year old boy.
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.
No one is as ugly as their driver’s license picture, and no one is as attractive as their profile picture.
Love is like a roller coaster,
Once you have completed the ride,
you want to go again.
You only have one life, so dream big and do something to get there.
The longer you wait for your future, the shorter it will be.
Girls love confidence. Girls hate cockiness.
Okay guys, I hope this makes up for my really short post the other day. Enjoy! 🙂

June 14, 2011

14 Jun

“Three months ago, if you asked me, I would have told you that if you really loved someone, you’d let them go. But now I look at you, and I dream about her, and I see that I’ve been wrong. If you really love someone, I think you have to take them back.” -Mercy by Jodi Picoult

A life without cause is a life without effect.

It’s getting so hard to be around you. Because every time I see you, I see a stranger. You’ve changed, and I just miss the person you used to be. The one that cared, the one that wouldn’t ever hurt me, not if they could help it. But now, now all you care about is yourself. Maybe you never did care in the first place, I’m not sure. All I know is the person I loved so much is no longer there. Nothing is left of you. Everything has changed, and I miss the person you used to be.

Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you’re not one of them.

I act like I hate you, but the truth is, I miss you more than anything.

Angels have no philosophy but love.  -Terri Guillemets

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But then it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

“So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s going to be really hard; we’re gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me… everyday.” -Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook