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July 22, 2011

22 Jul

You give me that feeling that people write novels about.

I’ve been spending a lot of time with your gilfriend lately. Because we’re lab partners. She’s crazy about you. She’s beautiful. She’s better at mixing chemicals than I am. I understand why you picked her over me.

Rumors are as fake as the person who started them.

This is your life.  Do what you love, and do it often. If you don’t like something, change it. If you don’t like your job, quit. If you don’t have enough time, stop watching television. If you are looking for the love of your life, stop; they will be waiting for you when you start doing things you love. Stop over analyzing, all emotions are beautiful. When you eat, appreciate every last bite. Life is simple. Open your mind, arms, and heart to new things and people, we are united in our differences. Ask the next person you see what their passion is, and share your inspiring dream with them. Travel often; getting lost will help you find yourself. Some opprotunities come only once, seize them. Life is about the people you meet, and the things you create with them so go out and start creating. Live your dream, and wear your passion. Life is short.

“Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead.” -Adele

Don’t allow those bastards near your heart.

You haven’t lost your smile. It’s right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

Anything in life that is any fun is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

You are far too lovely to be so lonely.

Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

Don’t make this easy…I want you to mean it.

“The stuff that dreams are made of.” -Sam Spade

Red cups? You know shits goin’ down.

“Is it better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you’re not?” -Tyga

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

I’m the person everyone replaces after a while.

Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain.

I say…smile.

How did all of your promises turn into nothing? I bet you tell her the same things you told me.

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July 19, 2011

19 Jul

Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie, I suddenly forget every movie ever made.

I was angry, I didn’t mean what I said.                             I was happy, I didn’t mean what I said.

Haters only hate the things that they can’t get and the people they can’t be. Don’t let them get you down.

Fall down seven times. Get up eight.

No matter how much I care, some people just don’t care back.

Don’t let stuff get to you. What’s in the past happened and should stay in the past. Just focus on the future and move on.

Beauty can be seen in all things.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

“You can do anything, but not everything.” -David Allen

Oh hey, super hot guy. You just added me on facebo-

OH MY GOD YOU JUST CHATTED ME HOLY JESUS WHAT DO I SAY?!?!?!?! jytrdcvbnjkiuytrdcvbnjhgfvbn

Okay, I’m chill again.

But please, please. Don’t pretend like you give a shit.

“If one is not curious in ones youth, how does one expect to be wise in ones age?” -Claire Carter

“Be yourself, let you come through.” -Jonathan “Hiv” Davis

July 6, 2011

6 Jul

That’s why love is madness. It’s too easy to lose your mind when you lose your heart.

She’s genuinely bogus.

“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” -Albert Einstein

Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.

“The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.”  -Mahatma Gandhi

The stuff that dreams are made of.

“A business absolutely devoted to service will have only one worry about profits. They will be embarrassingly large.” -Henry Ford

We live in a society that teaches – don’t get raped, instead of don’t rape.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned.

“A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.” —Baltasar Gracian

July 4, 2011

4 Jul

Always be kind, because everyone is fighting a hard battle.

You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.

You’re becoming my best friend.

We accept the love we think we deserve.

I’m happy just because.

“Words may show a man’s wit, but actions his meaning.” -Benjamin Franklin

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

“Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.” -Benjamin Franklin

I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I’m living my baby you’ll be.

No matter how good a friend is, they’re going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

Way down deep he’s shallow.

Sometimes when I’m angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn’t give me the right to be cruel.

“If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake.” -Frank Wilczek

You should never tell a child their dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what a tragedy it would be if they believed it.

“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony” -Gandhi

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

I can never forget what you said.

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” -Terri, age 4

Yes dad, every guy I know is my boyfriend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with your best friends.

“If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.” -Dr. Seuss

I don’t leave much room in my future for people who have left me in their past.

June 26, 2011

26 Jun

It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye.

She’s banged up. mentally and emotionally, literally and metaphorically, but every day she walks outside with a smile on her face because that’s who she is.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Don’t do anything half-ass. If you love someone, love them with all your heart. If you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.

Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.

Insecurity is an ugly thing. It makes you hate people you don’t even know.

Everybody needs inspiration.

I think it would be better if we just didn’t talk for a while.

You know what your problem is? You get attached, fast. And once you’re attached to someone, you do everything you can to please them and make them happy. It’s never been about what you want, it’s always everyone’s needs before your own. You give out too many chances to people, who quite frankly, do not deserve them. They take advantage of you, and you become a pushover. But you’re okay with that, because they’re in your life and that’s all you ever really wanted. And even if they screw you over, you’ll still be there for them. Because that’s you, that who you are. Once you get attached to someone, they capture your heart and they always have a place there. And that is why it’s so hard for you to let him go.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Tell a girl she’s beautiful and she’ll believe it for a moment. Tell a girl she’s worthless and she’ll believe it for the rest of her life.

Be madly excited about the potential for today.

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer.

I tell you I love you every day for fear that tomorrow isn’t another.

I think one of the worst feelings in the world, right behind heart break, is that disgustingly empty feeling you get, right after you spill your heart out and lay all your cards on the table. Right after you get the courage to say everything you have been feeling and be completely and recklessly honest. Its that feeling you get right after you risk everything, and he just walks away. Because then you realize that you just lost. You lost everything you didn’t even know you had when you said “what do I have to lose?”

I can’t look you in the eyes because I don’t know who’s looking back anymore.

Then I met you.

Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances; sometimes it’s now or never.

Destroy what destroys you.

Google is the brain I never had.