That’s why love is madness. It’s too easy to lose your mind when you lose your heart.
She’s genuinely bogus.
“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” -Albert Einstein
Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
“The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.” -Mahatma Gandhi
The stuff that dreams are made of.
“A business absolutely devoted to service will have only one worry about profits. They will be embarrassingly large.” -Henry Ford
We live in a society that teaches – don’t get raped, instead of don’t rape.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned.
“A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.” —Baltasar Gracian
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